LEARNING TO LIE AT INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
By Vic Odarve
Sometimes a little lying at
airport works! Jonathan observes that religious personalities like evangelists,
pastors, priests, nuns, sisters and brothers of Christian congregations are
less likely interrogated during inspections at the airport.
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After the snake like cordoned
queuing in the immigration checkpoint inside the international airport, Jonathan
was told to replace his blue card with a yellow card in a nearby clinic. So he
did! With only few people inside the clinic office, Jonathan immediately handed
his blue card to one of the officer and said” Good day Sir, can I change this
one to a yellow card”. “Your passport, visa, and valid ID please!” the officer
replied. He complied. After 5 minutes, the officer asked” You are a foreigner,
what are you doing here in Nigeria?” “Am a missionary here working with Faith
Ministry in Port Harcourt,
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Passengers waiting area |
Rivers State” Jonathan said with a smile. “So you
are a priest” the officer said. Thinking for a while, he said, “Ah…..ah…yes
Sir”. The officer looked please and seemed very courteous. Then silence for a
few minutes! The officer fixed his signature and handed back the documents.
Then Jonathan said,” Thank you very much, God bless you all”. Then the officer
and his fellow workers said in chorus” Thank you, Father, Amen”.
Then Jonathan went to the
domestic airport for another flight. This time he was met by a Rev. Sister.
After queuing for almost an hour in a baggage and weighing stations, Jonathan
was again called up by
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African travelers |
one of the officer to finally check and confirm his
baggage before transporting to a waiting cart nearby.” Come here, show me your
baggage and let me inspect what’s inside!", the officer said. Sensing that
the baggage would be opened again for inspection, he pointed to Reverend Sister
as the owner. The sister was few meters away. She was in religious attire!
“Okay”, the officer said. No inspection was done. The baggage was actually his.
He was again lying! Lying worked!
Actually Jonathan is not a
priest. He really owns the baggage. He is a mere employee in one of the great
school in Nigeria. Outright lying works! A little deception is needed! While
lying can leave us indelible torture in our conscience but the same goes for
being too honest and open. Why? Telling the truth may entail too much delay in
interrogation or may end with solicitation. Remember the airport greeting “Do
you have something for me?”
Lying is hurting us. God hates lying. Bible says in Colossians
3:9-10, NIV. "Do not lie to each other, since you have taken off your old self
with its practices and have put on the new self, which is being renewed in
knowledge in the image of its Creator." Colossians 3:9-10, NIV
. "The Lord detests lying lips, but He delights
in men who are truthful." Proverbs 12:22, NIV
Though lying is not considered to
be the right thing to do, sometimes it produces favorable result as what Jonathan
did.
Lying also happened in the
biblical history. Facing a horrible evil, Hebrew midwives lie to the Egyptian Pharaoh
and save the lives of many newborn baby. Read the passages in Exodus 1:15-22
NIV, as follows;
15 Then the king of Egypt gave orders to the Hebrew
midwives - one of whom was called Shiprah and the other Puah -
16 that when they attended Hebrew women who were on the
birthstool and saw that it was a boy, they were to kill it, but if it was a
girl they were to let it live.
17 But the midwives feared God and did not do as the king
of Egypt commanded but let the children live.
18 The king called the midwives and said, "Why have
you acted like that and let the children live?"
19 The midwives replied, "Because the Hebrew women
are not like the Egyptian women. They are vigorous and give birth even before a
midwife arrives."
20 God blessed the midwives, and the people increased and
became even more numerous.
21 Because the midwives revered God, he made them mothers
of families.
22 Pharaoh then gave this order to all the people:
"Every infant boy born to the Hebrews must be thrown into the Nile, but
every girl may live."
That’s
it how my friend Jonathan has learned to lie at the airport! And lying at
airport works!